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I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
do u ever look at your favorite character and just
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
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some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
Leaked: Disney’s ‘Frozen’ Featurette
NOTE: This video is from last year (see time-stamp), and there are varying style of animation and render techniques throughout the video; therefore this should not be treated as a final look for the film.
Being wrong has never felt so right. — If Disney Villains Were Gorgeous